> Coffee In Bed
> A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her
> a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud.
> He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The
> grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she
> forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys
> in the bottom of the cup.
> She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom
> of my cup?"
> Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, itís like on TV... ĎThe best part
> of waking up is soldiers in your cup.í"
> Learned in First Grade...
> These are some things first graders say they have learned.
> No matter how hard you try, you canít baptize cats.
> When your mom is mad at your dad, donít let her brush your hair.
> If your sister hits you, donít hit back. They always catch the second one.
> Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
> You canít trust dogs to watch your food.
> Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
> Donít sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
> Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a breath mint.
> Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time.
> School lunches stick to the wall.
> You canít hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
> Love Your Sibling As Yourself
> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
> and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father
> and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
> treat our brothers and sisters?"
> Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
> Picture Of God
> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
> drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each childís artwork.
> As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
> the drawing was.
> The girl replied, "Iím drawing God."
> The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."
> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied,
> "They will in a minute."
> One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking
> her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked
> with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy will you sleep with me tonight?"
> The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I canít dear, I have to
> sleep in daddyís room."
> A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice,"The big
> One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the
> large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with
> names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
> The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the
> pastor walked up, stood beside the boy and said quietly, "Good morning
> "Good morning Pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
> "Pastor McGhee, what is this?" Alex asked.
> "Well, son, itís a memorial to all the men and women who have died in the
> Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alexís
> voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which one, the 9:00 or the 10:30
> A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way
> to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
> One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."